Those closest to me know that I could probably be the poster child for all “Type A” personalities. I am innately driven and responsible. I also take myself a little too seriously at times. I occasionally try to be funny, with mixed results. You get the picture.
However, not everything that happens TO me is of a serious nature. In fact, I’ve had numerous OMG! and giggle-worthy experiences in my lifetime which I think are worthy of sharing with loyal RDC readers.
Before I jump right in, let me just say that time and perspective are very powerful. Not only were these experiences NOT funny at the time, at least one of them was downright scary. But, today I grant permission to laugh at my misfortune! Without further ado, here are a few of my favorite stories.
The Time I Fought a Homeless Guy
Many moons ago, I traveled with a co-worker to Minneapolis for a conference. Unfamiliar with the area but with some free time on our hands, we asked our concierge about the best way to get to the Mall of America and were directed to use the bus system. I had never been on a city bus nor had I witnessed what goes on in big-city downtown areas, so I was excited for some new experiences. Boy was I in for a new experience!
As we waited in frigid temperature, I noticed a group of individuals clustered down the block. One man, dressed in very old and dirty clothing, looked to be “preaching” to the others while the rest were waving their arms in the air. I heard broken phrases but otherwise paid little attention to their behavior. A moment later, as I was telling my friend that I could no longer feel my fingers, I heard heavy footsteps coming in my direction. I quickly realized someone was addressing me. I turned around to face the man, who asked me for a cigarette. I responded casually that I did not smoke and he immediately retreated. With my encounter over, I began to make a funny comment about the odds of ME being confronted by the Minneapolis homeless. Pretty soon, however, I heard footsteps again only this time they were moving much more quickly. Prepared to reiterate the fact that I did not possess a cigarette, I turned to see him running at full speed with his eyes locked on me. I can only describe the next few moments as the strangest of my life – and, yes, everything happened in slow motion. Continue reading Yep, That Really Happened!